Dandrewf Hate
Hustler. Always on the grind. Do you know how much grass you could touch instead of browing this site?
Sigmus Mc.Nice
Ladies like him. Men love him. You will too. One way or another.
Our line-up of mid-life crisis volunteers are entirely dedicated to providing clients with some of the best grass touching they have ever experienced.
Life's short, the forests are burning. It's 40C outside. No amount of water will quench your summer thirst. Why not grab a t-shirt instead? They're cheap.
These little furry friends will always be there to remind you of your part in the extinction of their once proud species. You'll love them. We know we do!
Can't stop thinking about the impending nuclear doom awating us all in the inevitable future? Neither can we! But you don't need to suffer alone!
We gather every Friday on the Brownstone Trail at 8:00 AM and touch as much grass as we possibly can until 4:00 PM. We bring food and drinks, and Dandrew always likes to bring his lambo, so we also have music. If this sound like fun to you, then call us to arrange a meeting today.